First, I catch two of them in an intimate moment in my hay shed. 

Then we have one crawling down our hallway IN THE HOUSE!

Somehow, I wrangled him out of the house, across the road and into a field. 

I’m all in favor of them being around. I know they do good things, like eating mice, rats and even copperheads … but NOBODY invited you into the house. Don’t do it again!